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Today's Interview

In which I'm interviewed by a world famous journalist. 

WFJ: "So tell us, Jakob, what did you do on Easter Sunday?"

Me: "I slept in."

WFJ: "Booooring!"

Me: "No way! The kids were with their grandparents, so it's the first time in months I could enjoy that."

WFJ: "Hmm. Still boring. I don't sleep. I don't have kids. I don't even--"

Me: "--exist outside my brain. Yeah, I know. I've got a slightly weird personality."

WFJ: "Okay, don't say that. It's pretty disturbing. Tell me, what did you do AFTER you woke up, you lazy bastard?"

Me: "Wrapped my wife in duct tape."

WFJ: "I'm getting out of here. Now!"

Me: "You can't. You're a figment of my imagination. You're stuck in my brain whether you like it or not."

WFJ: "But duct tape... That's sicker than imagining me!"

Me: "Shush! She needed it for a dress form. And it looked kind of B-movie sciffy-like and was really fun to make."

WFJ: "Quite the Easter Sunday?"

Me: "Quite."

Happy Easter, everyone!


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