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GOP War on Women (Rap Version)

I've been following the Republican Party's War on Women on the web, and I'm apalled by what I'm reading. I doubt there's perfect equality for men and women in any country in the world, but can we at least try?

But as debates go, I think this one needs a song... The darling Mrs. D. says this isn't quite Gangsta enough, but there you go. Republican rappers would likely lack the street credit anyway.

The Rappublicans - Battle This!

((Yo, shut the fuck up while we GOP this track up!))

We're middle-aged men and we're itching for a fight
because the world is against us and our rights are denied.
But we won't remain in Congress if we go against the blacks,
and the bankers and contributors who's got our backs.
So we fall on Mexicanos and Hawaiian presidents
We slander Arab terrorists who claim that they're gents.
And if there's not enough votes in free guns and low taxation
We'll go for the throat of the female population.

The GOP says men rule best 'cause it's true
The GOP needs victims who are too weak to sue
Because women are sinful we will crush them like the Sioux
As long as the feminists don't discover what we do.

((We gotta fight... For the right... ful paaaar-ty))

America needs fodder for the cannons of tomorrow
But the G.O.P. is male so we're gonna have to borrow
your body for breeding, and we'll control it by law,
'cause if there's one thing the US won't do, it is withdraw
We bless your unripe ovums to take control of your shell
And protecting them from sperm will send you straight to hell.
If you get an abortion, we're gonna call you a whore
See, we're not down with baby murders--unless there is a war

The GOP says men rule best and it's so true
The GOP needs victims who are too weak to sue
Because women are sinful we will crush them like the Sioux
As long as the feminists don't discover what we do.

((We gotta fight... For the right... ful paaaar-ty))

So we tell you not to meddle.
"Be a flower! Or a petal!"
And shut up while we peddle
the bible, and stir the kettle
'gainst lusts so damn unnatural
'gainst busts alluring magical
'gainst charms that will divide us
'gainst bewitching that will blight us

Worship the preachers preaching the Word
Worship the burning that awaits your soul
And don't mind if your feminist pride is hurt
Just make sure to abstain until the wedding bells toll

The GOP says men rule best 'cause it's true
The GOP needs victims who are too weak to sue
Because women are sinful we will crush them like the Sioux
But God, don't let the feminists discover what we do.

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bogwitch64
Apr. 21st, 2012 10:56 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahaa! Fantastic!!!
jakobdrud
Apr. 22nd, 2012 09:04 am (UTC)
Glad you enjoyed it. Not much to laugh about regarding the war on women, but the conservatives sure are laughable ;-)
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jakobdrud
Apr. 22nd, 2012 09:03 am (UTC)
Of course you can. I'm not sure it'll sway a lot of hardcore conservatives, but it's worth a shot :-)
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